Zorro's Problem

Dear Shoppers Drug Mart
We have a blind rooster named Zorro. We are very fond of him. He once saved the life of Uncle Bob who had gone snow blind while ice fishing.
Trouble is, every time Zorro wakes up, he thinks it’s a new day and he crows like crazy. It used to be OK when he was younger and he took his cues from the other chickens, but he’s become more assertive and lives by his own rules now. He’s getting on in years too so he cycles through a nap about every 15 minutes. He’s driving us nuts.
Do you think you can get me a chicken sized sleeping pill to help Zorro sleep through the night?
Albert Swinehinderson
---- Original Message -----
From: customerservice@shoppersdrugmart.ca
To: merlininvic@shaw.ca
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 6:28 AM
Subject: Re:Zorro's problem

Hello Albert,
Thank you for writing to us. Our Customer Service Representatives are not qualified to provide medical or pharmaceutical advice. Please consult with your local Shoppers Drug Mart Pharmacist or veterinary professional for further assistance.
Please do not hesitate to contact the Customer Service Call Centre at 1-800-SHOPPERs should you have any further questions.

Regards,
Valery
Shoppers Drug Mart Customer Service